Get ready to blast to the past with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
It’s not quite The Great Escape, or even an Escape From Alcatraz. Maybe more like a moderate escape from a prison island.
The mystery of the three seashells, finally explained!
Is this the best movie about dinosaurs? You bet Jurassic is.
This film is so named because “the inescapable agent of someone’s or something’s downfall” was too long for theater marquees.
Our soldiers fit all wars, universally guaranteed! Offer void where prohibited.
It’s not what you think! Unless your thought was “this is a bummer of a movie.”
He promised he’d be back!
Unfortunately this is not a prequel to MacGyver.
Strap yourselves in for 90 minutes of robot on robot battles (and some other weird stuff)!
Come for the aliens, stay for the non-stop explosions!
I don’t remember, I can’t recall. I have no memories of anything at all.
Gotta double back again!