May the Schwartz be with you!
COLUMNS
It’s time for some Sci-Fi Saturdays reading! I ain’t got time to read!
The crew of the Enterprise is at least 10,000 light years from home.
You dumb dorks are the inferior species!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hey kids, what time is it? Killer Klowns time!
Television will rot your mind, reduce you to a puddle of goo, and then destroy the world.
Must consume mass quantities!
Sci-Fi and Horror, together again!
This time, it’s war.
Do you believe your own eyes?
Number five is alive!
Mine enemy, my ally.