ARTICLES

Battlefield Earth

I’m watching so you don’t have to.

Mission to Mars

Is there life on Mars?

Halloween Ends

This is the end. My only friend, the end.

Get Out

Oh baby, this is a beautiful neighborhood. This is really nice. “Get Out.” Too bad we can’t stay!

Saw

Shall we play a game?

Ghosts of Mars

Did someone say g-g-g-ghosts?

The Purge

This is not what Marie Kondo had in mind.

Cabin Fever

I got a Fever. And the only prescription is more Cabin!

Leprechaun

They’re always after me lucky charms!

The House on Sorority Row

Pi Theta Sorority? More like Die Theta Sorority!

Sssssss

I’d like to buy a vowel please.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

His face rings a bell.

Hollow Man

I’m a hollow man. Nobody sees it, but I’m hollowed out.

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