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Halloween II

I said the Michael Myers mask! This is Mike Myers! It should be the Halloween mask. This is a Halloween mask.

Train to Busan

Take the last train to Busan and I’ll eat you at the station.

Nope

How about a big nope sandwich with extra nope sauce?

House

My house, is out of the ordinary. That’s right, don’t wanna hurt nobody.

Black Sunday

Oh, I can’t close my eyes and make it go away.

The Mist

One hundred percent chance of terror and chills, accompanied by occasional patches of dread.

Tremors

Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worms.

Ticks

These actors thought the only bloodthirsty monsters working on this film were the lawyers!

Lake Placid

Look below the surface.

Eight Legged Freaks

The itsy-bitsy spider ain’t so itsy-bitsy anymore.

Empire of the Ants

Playing now in a double-feature with Kingdom of the Uncles!

Alligator

It cayman like a wrecking ball!

Mimic

I know you are but what am I?

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