Cuesta Verde Estates: A nice place to live…for the dead.
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Boy, that escalated quickly!
I don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery. I don’t want to live my life again.
Hey kids, what time is it? Killer Klowns time!
Please refrain from making noise….ever.
Y’all come back now, so we can kill you.
Check out that full moon tonight! Arrroooooooo!
A killer is loose, but don’t worry. Jennifer is on the case.
Sometimes death comes at 24 frames per second.
Hello muddah, hello faddah, we’re gettin’ murdered, at Camp Granada.
Television will rot your mind, reduce you to a puddle of goo, and then destroy the world.
Dam these beavers to hell!
I saw a werewolf drinking sangria at Don Alfredo’s and his hair was perfect.