I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas!
Välkommen till midsommar. Skal!
Summerisle. Come for the festivities. Stay for the wicker man.
Get ready to party, until you drop!
Roses are red, violets are blue. One is dead, and so are you!
In the blink of an eye, the terror begins.
These are not your average everyday garden pests!
What’s eating you?
Every single one of us, the devil inside!
A-haunting we will go, heigh-ho, the derry-o, a-haunting we will go.
It’s been 48 years since the original Dracula but he looks younger every day!
This granddaddy of the vampire film doesn’t suck!
Look at the big brain on Brad!