This is Halloween. This is Halloween!
If my number one fan is reading this, I’m doing just fine without you.
Unleashing Hell on Earth at the end of the solar system.
Oh my God, it’s Friday!
Always use caution when crossing the road. Also please don’t drink and drive. Finally, do not dispose of corpses without first making sure they’re dead.
Live. Die. Repeat.
One-hundred percent chance of vampires this winter.
This year, murder is the gift that keeps on giving!
Ligeia sleeps like the dead, but she’ll be back.
Is today a good day to die? You decide, or Kiefer Sutherland will choose for you.
Turn to the left. Turn to the right. Just don’t turn down this creepy dirt road.
You can hear evil and see evil, but just don’t fear evil.
There’s no need to get hostile, it’s just a movie.