1997 is the year we make Contact.
At least they don’t have to worry about what to wear after Labor Day.
Mission: Impossible will replace your face for a fraction of the cost and angst.
Okay meat popsicles, get your super green Multipass ready for a bizarre trip across the galaxy!
This is Halloween. This is Halloween!
If my number one fan is reading this, I’m doing just fine without you.
Unleashing Hell on Earth at the end of the solar system.
Oh my God, it’s Friday!
Always use caution when crossing the road. Also please don’t drink and drive. Finally, do not dispose of corpses without first making sure they’re dead.
Live. Die. Repeat.
One-hundred percent chance of vampires this winter.
This year, murder is the gift that keeps on giving!
Ligeia sleeps like the dead, but she’ll be back.