Is there a brand new life around the bend? Danza helps up figure it out.
Well, now that you’ve arrived, let’s get down to the real question:
Was this actually a real person?! No joke here, folks. I went to do a funny story and found a TV producer with a really weird name. If you know anything about our friend Mr. Wiser, or if you just want to reminisce about the Danz’, find us on Twitter @RetroZapped.
Anyways, happy April Fool’s Day from all of us here at RetroZap!
JT
Joseph Tavano is the owner and editor in chief of RetroZap. Born just months before Luke found out who his father was, he has been fortunate to have had Star Wars in his life as long as he can remember. Growing up just outside of Boston, Massachusetts, he can remember substituting sticks for lightsabers and BMX bikes for speeders. He loves comics, retro games, vintage sci-fi paperbacks, and maps. Though an accomplished drummer, he doesn’t crave adventure (as much) any more, and prefers his old haunts north of Boston, Massachusetts, where he resides with his family. Buy him a glass of whiskey and he’ll return it in kind.